Mmm. Hobbit porn. (NO! Filthy self, shut up.)

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Daily Prompt: My Precious Who is the person in your life who can do no wrong? Describe this person and tell us why you hold them in such high esteem

When I first spotted this come through on the WordPress app on my iPhone (appiPhone…how quickly something once so amazingly new becomes a boring regular thing) I immediately went to a mental image of that very well known creature from the (utterly brilliant and far better than “The Hobbit”) Lord of the Rings Trilogy. He with the skinny limbs, huge sad eyes, split personality and rather bad comb-over.

And yes, referencing LOTR, I mean the movies, as I’ve never braved the novels. I just about managed to follow who was who on screen and in what weird and wonderful lands they were in but I’ve no desire to try do same in the written format, which is apparently full of even more places and characters with odd names.

Gollum, as an example, is a weird name.

Frodo. There’s another. Even if he did have the rather gorgeous face of a certain Mr Wood…

Mmm. Hobbit porn. (NO! Filthy self, shut up.)

But no taking time, for once, to actually read the fine-print, I note this has nothing to do with an obsessive compulsive creature’s habits, but instead the real world and its real people. Or as real as both are to the individual, I guess. I know a few people I pass on the way to work every morning are clearly existing in a very different reality to mine.

And I’m not stupid enough to name name’s here of those I know all too well in my life – that would give them a field day to get away with anything!

So I’m going to go with a certain someone who in recent weeks has gone even higher up my Practically Perfect In Every Way chart: a certain Great British Male Diving Star.

Mmm…

Diving porn. (NO! Shush…I’m not telling you again.)

Yes, I know, he’s not in my life as such – trust me, if he was, I’d have a far more exciting life than I have – but that said, he’s pretty up there as far as being easily forgiven for any little blip.

He’s super cute, he’s in great shape, he’s a good head on his broad toned shoulders, he’s a gay – even better yet, one who’s into older guys too, if the rumours of the age gap with him and his boyfriend are true – this works in my favour as I’m a gay too and way older than he is and I have a natural setting that means I like younger guys. (I wouldn’t want to date some old fart like me.)

And the reason I hold this particular chap in such high esteem is that he just seems like a very rare breed: he’s an utterly beautiful person inside and out (just watch any of his YouTube vids, interviews on tv etc) and he strikes me as someone who adds a to a relationship rather than sapping from it. Always a good thing.

So while he may not be perfect – for all I know he’s one of those who always pees on the seat, tucks his jersey into his jeans, leaves the wet towel on the bathroom floor or never thinks to buy coffee when it runs out – I’d happily live with the odd blips to enjoy all the rest!

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